Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.

Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.

by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022

New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang

you’re going to new preston?

by joesboat123 July 22, 2019

Preston

Very nice bloke, he has fucking enormous cock, he has a shit mullet and has blonde hair and blue eyes his shoes are black air max 90's and he has a bigger cock than that rian kid.

OMG PRESTON YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN THE SON

by Big dick preston June 20, 2021

preston

A boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. He is unbelievably sweet and knows how to cheer a person up on a rainy day. He is an undiscovered sexy boy who is absolutely unbelievable in bed. He might not be the tallest of guys but you can count on his height where it counts.

Lexi: "Wow im so flattered that i have a preston in my life. Crazy!!!"

by big daddy5 June 3, 2018

Preston's cock

A chicken shop

hey lets go to preston's cock

by Oyeoye March 16, 2024

Preston

A tall blonde Fuckboy with a thicc ass nose

Wow! That 78cm nose is almost half as big as Preston’s.

by Kirbanos October 2, 2019

Preston

Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.

"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone

by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022