shit

dude. dont search up shit in the urban dictionary.

dumb blonde: whats "shit"?
guy: just, just leave.

by somebody you used to know February 12, 2013

Shit

1. Crap
2. Poo
3. Rubbish

That was a massive shit you just did there!

by ThatShitCrazay March 21, 2013

SHIT

Acronym for "Sorry honey, it's Thursday." Used when someone says "TGIF" a day early.

A blonde gets into an elevator and sighs "TGIF!"

The brunette already in the elevator shakes her head and says "SHIT".

The blonde says, slowly and carefully, "T.G.I.F."

The brunette insistently says "S.H.I.T."

The blonde says "TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday, you idiot!"

The brunette responds "I know. SHIT stands for 'sorry honey, it's Thursday'."

by Rhodoferax November 14, 2013

shit

What you take.

I just took a shit.

by DunkinDonuts November 27, 2013

shit

slang, noun.
Term anti-tweekers use to refer to meth

Tweakers smoke shit out of a quag

by bobles January 11, 2008

shit

A shorter writing of the name ''John Schitt''

You don't know John Shit

by Archyyyy January 8, 2009

Shit

A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.

Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.

by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008