Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party

he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics

by scullymkts December 1, 2010

seat chilli

When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.

"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"

"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"

"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"

by handledisbish May 31, 2019

ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.

Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.

by brostradamusmandudechill March 3, 2011

Seat warmer

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.

Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once

Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.

by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020