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Panic Buying

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.
Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.
by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023
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Did a Panic

when someone "did a panic", they ranted on about something while no one is there to listen to you.
or if you are ranting about something no one cares about, usually we (the watchers) are to lazy to intervein and then the person doing a panic is going to never stop until they realize themselves they are doing the panic
panic refers to some guy that i know that does this stuff often, and since his name is somewhat comical and fits perfectly, panic is also the thing you do when you realize you did a panic. so win win
that one guy: That moment after you did 20 pushups (deeper ones than normal because im doing it woth the arm rests from a chair instead of on the floor) 5 pull ups and a 1 minute plank within like 10 minutes

And then all of that for a few weeks in a row slowly increasing each week

And now also a 1 min plank

Its almost like post nut clarity
Man I'm getting a good physic
I'm so far the only brother of 3 that hasn't gotten a bad BMI yet.
My brothers are both underweight maybe even severely underweight
some other guy: you did a panic
that one guy: Gotta love ranting about how you did some menial task for a healthy lifestyle, i really did a panic
by morbinmogus February 2, 2023
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panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
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juul panic

The act of panicking whilst realizing one has lost their juul
Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.
by greens eatin nigga March 7, 2019
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Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.
Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...
by YouLooked December 2, 2014
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Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.
You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.
by Shmequinox February 2, 2021
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panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.
Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn
by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020
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