choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013

Double-choke

When you hit your joint and then deep throat your partner causing you to double-choke.

The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!

by SithKitten by Darthvaporess March 29, 2021

gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.

The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.

by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.

Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke

by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017

Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.

"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"

by Kitnix March 29, 2015

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016