ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 8, 2021

ur dog incest

The only comeback more powerful than ur dad lesbian. Only the most cringe people can use it and usually die from the dog they insulted.

Carl: ur Mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Kaneki: ur dog incest
Carl and john *dead*
Kaneki *gets molested by a dog*

by Yeeeeeemms May 28, 2018

ur felix helix

Your felix is so overpowered he becomes three-dimensional

Mark: What's up, Carl?
Carl: ur felix helix
*mark implodes*

by iwritedefinitionsnotpseudonyms May 15, 2018