Space X 

The act of a man laying on his back in the shower. Then proceeding to urinate in an upward fashion, preferably towards the female clit as they stand over said man.

Man: "Hey shorty you trynna let me space x you?"

Woman: "Sure thing hun! I would be pleased to have you space x me tonight before bed.

Space X by Ballsach69 August 26, 2022

Spacktard 

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

Spacktard by welshj93 September 1, 2022

space vampire 

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

space vampire by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

Space Burn 

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

Space Burn by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

Spact 

Someone who has covid

Stay away from that spact unless you want to catch the vid

Spact by Djnshsusihrysualbe September 6, 2022

Space Cadet 

Someone who appears to be intoxicated but is comparatively sober. Lost in the sauce. In other words people obsessed with tick tok and watched too many cartoons as a kid. Not retarded per say. But on the way.

That space cadet Lennie won’t stop talking about Starbucks.

Space Cadet by Maximus Decismus Meridius September 12, 2022

SPACECAT™

An astronot cat.

SPACECAT™ was stuck on mars.

SPACECAT™ by A smart cat September 22, 2022