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bird

an individual who is dumb, makes dumb decisions, and loves to be in everybody’s face. Specifically men because those are the only people who give them attention.
You be in anyone/everyone’s face. You’re such a bird b*tch!
by gremlinn February 4, 2022
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Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.
Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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Bird

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real
by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018
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thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers
"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"
by Tom's Place November 17, 2016
mugGet the thirty birdmug.

Bird

you're a pretty bird! aren't ya?
it is an Australian slang to call women pretty ... birds.
by holifx December 16, 2019
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Birds

A small animal that works for the government and is spying on you, making sure it poops on you for a warning that its always watching
by That.Birb123 October 14, 2019
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the bird

I want to add something to an otherwise perfect explanation which a pasted below:

The Bird
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 08, 2007
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What he forgot was that if the person in the middle (The Bird) is a male, the move can also be coined the Pterodactyl (awkwardly spelled). He also forgot to mention that this move is most often executed after a long night of partying, or at the end of an otherwise typical porno.

Your welcome,
"At the end of the flic Jasmin does The Bird"

"At the end of the flic Cody does The Pterodactyl"
by Also known as the Pterodactyl November 24, 2015
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