Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment

I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.

by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022

Fart juggler

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.

Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.

by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022

Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.

Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour

by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022

Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.

Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart

by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021

fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

marshmallow fart

When your farts taste better toasted.

My farts are marshmallow fart they taste best toasted.

by Fartfaceace November 16, 2021