Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

Wet No

Wet no: a block of wood carved to say no, and used to cum on after jerking off

You're such a wet no user

by Retardedturkery September 1, 2020

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

Wet nerd

Harvey

Your such a wet nerd

by Flat Eric April 23, 2021

Wet Sasuke

A sexual act in which one partner spits on the other partner's exposed butthole, then leaves the room.

"Aw, man... She gave me a Wet Sasuke!"

by Remoir December 1, 2021

Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.

Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.

by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020