Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 5, 2023

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Wet

That means you're wet bc you slurped papi's dxck 😍😘💋🤞

Remind ya, i'm kinda, wet, running down my boojayna 🙄💅💅💅💅

by chiyako November 15, 2023

Wet Leg

Verb

To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.

I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’ll “wet leg” it again.

by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023

Wet Wink

A derogatory term; the Wet Wink is someone who has committed an egregious social blunder or been hoodwinked by their friends in a playfully humiliating way.

Frano did a terrible job cooking those eggs. He's a real wet wink.

by FranoH December 19, 2023