mowing the grassy knoll 

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

mowing the grassy knoll by popcornrules February 28, 2009

Shark Upon the Gale 

The un-official mascot of The College of William and Mary. The official mascot being the Griffin, and the official nickname still being 'The Tribe.'

Originally suggested by The Pillory, the satirical magazine at William and Mary, it literally describes a shark blasted from a canon into the stands at the crowd.

football fan1: "whoo hoo! Go Tribe, and Shark Upon the Gale!"

Shark Upon the Gale by Failchild May 23, 2010

Feeding the Geese 

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

Feeding the Geese by Anonymous April 6, 2003

What makes the grass grow?

Chant used during bayonet drills for many army's, including the British.

What makes the grass grow?
Blood, blood, blood!
Who's Blood?
The Enemies!
Who's Enemie?
The Queens Enemies

What makes the grass grow? by Cpl Thom June 15, 2006

The Gar 

When you go on Facebook chat and start to talk to a girl. You log off and on really quick. Then you say "dam it, Facebook chat never works for me, can I text you instead?" Bingo. You have successfully gotten there number. It is called The Gar because that is who invented it

Guy 1: Dude I really want to get Sally's number but I don't know how?!?!

Guy 2: Bro, use The Gar its worked for me 4 times!

-----------Later that Day-----------------

Guy 1:IT WORKED I GOT IT!!!

The Gar by TimSaywer February 21, 2011

robbing the grave 

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

robbing the grave by John May 25, 2004

Tragic: The Gathering 

A term of negative repute for a game that truly is worth playing. It requires practice and stragetic thinking to get good at it. The judgemental asshats who have never played magic and seem to think it's cool to DOWN on the game around other people who are DOWNING on it should shut up and try to play the game instead of avoding it and insulting it's brilliance at every chance.

When I am older I might enjoy a game of magic with one of my kids.

Tragic: The Gathering by LarstaiT November 12, 2003