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If facebook is as harmful as some claim that it is, why would they wait 15 years after it started to make the claims? It's been the same company, same website with a few updates every now and then.
Facebook was never the healthiest way for someone to spend hours of their day, even back in 2008. So what is the point in waiting until 2021 to bring up what was obvious then. The reality is the user controls how much time they spend on Facebook, not Mark Zuckerburg or Facebook. If the user doesn't spend an unhealthy amount of time on facebook by using a little self control, then it's hard to see how facebook is inherently harmful. People once said the same thing about video games, and it works the same way, if the user spends hours of every day playing video games, of course they are creating health problems, both mental and physical. If the user has any self control, it's hard to see how video games are harming anybody.
by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021
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Facebook

A place where boomers, zoomers, and uneducated old people gather to talk about random ass shit.
Hey Betty did you hear about what Linda posted on Facebook?”

“Why yes Carol, I did!”
by Iswearimnotsam November 1, 2021
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Facebook faithful

Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.
Im a born again Christian but i still party and shit. Im so Facebook faithful.sex,god,drugs,devil
by Brian Greenfield May 14, 2014
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Facebook

An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
by Shiine-1 September 20, 2021
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facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.
Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.
by cynicald June 9, 2016
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facebook angles

The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.
R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.

AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010
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facebook stare

the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable
the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits

this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces
by nupey giga September 11, 2011
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