Out of pocket

Your Completely out of line...
Your Out of control..
Your Annoying or
Your Wild as hell

"they said Tom robbed that 711 yo!"
"Yo Tom is out of pocket"

by T. Petty October 15, 2019

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

Pocket Rizz

The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"

Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."

by dereksn April 15, 2023

Pocket Snap

When somoene send a snap of their penis from in there pocket

Girl 1: Omg Ori sent me a pocket snap
Girl 2: Was it big
Girl 1: It looks like a mole peaking out of a hole tbh

by Poo456 December 19, 2021

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

out of pocket

when someone is out of pocket they are simply having no filter in a conversation or with a statement

leo: that girl’s got a phatty 3000 i’d love to send her some booty pics
me: bro, ur out of pocket

by Coolchick3345 January 22, 2022

pocket precog

Short for pocket precognition: (1) n. the experience of pulling your phone out of your pocket thinking that you felt it vibrate, finding that it did not, and putting it back in your pocket only to feel it vibrate for real; (2) n. a person having the gift of pocket precognition.

Martin pulled his iPhone from his pants pocket when he felt it vibrate. But when he looked at it, he had no new notifications. He put his iPhone back in his pocket, and it immediately vibrated with a new Facebook notification.

That's some freaky pocket precog.

by MacDanny March 13, 2014