Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.

One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.

by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.

I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.

by RICKOLO October 17, 2011

Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.

"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."

by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011

Facebook Poacher

Someone who poaches your wall/friends list and adds people from yours.

Person 1: Hello how're you ? :)

Person 2: Abit agrivated really just found out one of my friends is a facebook poacher.
Person 1: Ooh i hate that its so annoying.

by Cosa nostra its my thang! July 23, 2011