When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 23, 2014
Comments, posts, or likes etc.. on a social networking site namely Facebook that you really don't mean. Things that are done because friends and family on Facebook are "watching".
Dude! the way that she replied you know that's Facebook fakery right? If she really meant it. She'd send you a message.
by VizardSpideyNoir May 19, 2014
A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
by Mathleen February 07, 2018
Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!
by UDissoooepical June 16, 2010
Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.
by Brian Greenfield May 15, 2014
WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.
I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.
by RICKOLO October 17, 2011
Flexing on Facebook is so trash
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019