Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

Facebook Whore

A Facebook Whore is someone who isn't famous with an over-exaggerated amount of facebook friends (usually over 1000) that they don't even know. Usually a david.

guy1:Wow i have so many friends! =D
guy2:You just let anyone plow your wall with their post, huh?
guy1: what? no!
guy2: Smh, Facebook Whore swag...

by David Da 5'9 October 21, 2011

Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.

One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.

by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014

Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017