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cart fart

where one hits their cart (thc cartridge) and proceeds to blow it into the receiving individuals asshole, then said individual farts the pot smoke back out into the mouth of the giver, providing two hits instead of one.
bro i got mad stoned last night because becca let me cart fart out of her fatty
by sockpurgatory September 14, 2022
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Fart tag

Playing tag by farting on another individual and then shitting your pants.
I was playing fart tag with Bobby and he shit all over me. It’s all fun and games until somebody shits.
by Chantellylace September 15, 2022
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Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment
I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022
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Fart juggler

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.
Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.
by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022
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Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.
Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour
by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022
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Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.
Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart
by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021
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fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats
Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.
by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022
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