dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

Smiley's dick

a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.

girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!

girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!

girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)

by baselgod June 24, 2018

dick slack

Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.

Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.

by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020

Dick Weeb

A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.

Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

dick dual

Like fencing, except with your penis.

If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.

by Chapman The Conquistador June 24, 2014

dick runkle

When your dick twitches unnaturally and it curls up like it's scared.

Watch my dick runkle!

by Jack Jim Jones July 26, 2009

dick nobbed

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016