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G-Douche 

The largest possible level of douchedom. Far superior to reaching the pinnacle of douchedom. There is only one human being to be able to achieve this amazing feat. That human is named "Mitchell E. H." His full name is not to be revealed due to the embarrassment he has brought to his family. Things that allowed him to achieve this title include showing off all the time to women and thinking that they are impressed.
Not even John Edwards or Josh J. D. has been able to achieve Mitchell's title as G-Douche
G-Douche by Josh Daily September 14, 2007

Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber 

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!

hippie liberal douche bag 

A sterotype created to demonize Liberals. This term is mostly used when a unpopular war is occuring.
Don't listen to the fools that call you a hippie liberal douche bag, they clearly don't know what they are saying.

Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.
Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.
Giant Douche Bag by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008

zombie douche

The overly popular characterization and adaptations of zombies into ones life, whom more than likely than not, is a whiny little emo fuck.
that kid is such a zombie douche!
zombie douche by power deamon October 9, 2007

GRAPE DOUCHE 

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps
Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches
GRAPE DOUCHE by Necki January 13, 2007