Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

ice cream

Blackpink's new MV back in August:

Ice cream chillin chillin~
Ice cream chillin~🎶

"I love BLACKPINK's new MV called "ice cream" with Selena! Best collaboration ever! :)"

"Wow! Did you listen to the song? How was it?"

by UV:) September 11, 2020

sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

by shel03 September 21, 2020

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Strawberry Cream

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.

“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”

by Dudeidk October 25, 2020

sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.

Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.

by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020