stirring beans 

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

stirring beans by David Shedlock December 30, 2008

beanshot 

The upskirt view of a girl's panties or, less common, her pantyless vag. In general the girl being viewed is unaware.

I just got a beanshot off that schoolgirl on the escalator.

If she had bent over a little more, I could have gotten a beanshot.

beanshot by Tex As October 28, 2005

Beanotherapy 

when you have a massive fart attack and you self-medicate with a dietary supplement to supress or eliminate your flatulence

Yo, that chicken fajita gave mad gas man. I tried to get health insurance but the doctor said that farting is a preexisting condition. I guess I'm gonna have to go through some beanotherapy.

Beanotherapy by Gnezz10 March 31, 2010

real beaner hours 

Like real nigga hours except to not offend niggas by not saying real nigga hours

Ay its real beaner hours

real beaner hours by azomioff January 14, 2018

Spill the Beans 

To tell somebody the truth. Or the act of telling someone private information.

Okay, Spill the beans!

Spill the Beans by Lar Lar June 9, 2011

ass beans 

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

ass beans by jomasta May 27, 2009

Rusty BeanBag 

When men wipe their butts towards their penis, but catch there bag on the way. Thus creating the look of a Rusty Bean Bag

"Man I can't believe I wiped the wrong way again, now my bean bag is all rusty!!!"

Rusty BeanBag by Massivo December 13, 2004