Simp

jake

Jake is a massive simp for Abbie

by yete68 October 1, 2020

Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023

simp

often used to make fun of a guy when he has common respect and doesn’t treat a girl like shit. he isn’t a “simp” the bar is just low.

josh: nah dude i can’t hangout tonight i already made plans with my gf dude
carson: just stand her up or tell her u can’t make it
josh: no that’s rude

carson: ur such a simp

by yeyeah August 14, 2020

simp

A slang used for generalizing men or women that assumes the attraction of the opposite gender wanting sex, money, attention, etc. Especially women named "Claire"

Claire is simping for this hot guy on Pornhub.

by incamstol December 29, 2020

Simp

Jackson

When you drive to Tampa to see a girl instead of playing box with the boys

“Imagine driving to Tampa to see a girl?!? That guys a simp!”

by BWall84 March 5, 2022

Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024