curb your enthusiasm

The greatest television series of all time. The comedy follows the hilarious life of Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld.

I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO.

by the_writer_side June 25, 2004

Spread your legs

Look it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs, when they are uh um, when they they're surrounded by other people

To shield yourself form Covid spread your legs

by unknownperson408 August 27, 2021

curb your dog

"Curb Your Dog" signs are often found in cities and in suburban areas where people live. These signs are gentle reminders to dog walkers to have their dogs do their natural excretory business ( ie #1/ urine and #2/bowl movements of all textures) at the curb- the physical interface between the sidewalk and street such that remnants of the dog's activities do not impact pedestrians. Although there seems to be some confusion online about the technical and legal meaning of this idea, as with most things, the simple, literal one makes most sense and is most likely to create the most good will. The best way for a dog owner to minimize negative impacts on the general community is to bring their dog to the curb, or better yet the street, so that fewer pedestrians will have to negotiate the urine puddles and and excrement smears. Even dog excrement that has been attempted to be removed by diligent owners (which is appreciated), it is often not completely removed (granted it'd take a scrubbing), and thus contributes to unnecessary yukiness on many sidewalks. Especially since curbing a dog is such a practical way towards minimizing this urban concern, curbing dogs to the curb is a win win approach. Dog lovers and dog owners love good neighbors.

Please Curb Your Dog

by RexManifold October 30, 2013

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving July 7, 2011

refinance your face

to take advantage of low interest rates to reconstruct one's face cost effectively

With the 1 year treasury rate so low, now would be a wonderfull time to refinance your face and get rid of that ugly dome.

by jbb5462 October 3, 2009

Dangle Your Dice

When you put your testicles over someones face or in their mouth.

For another example watch Tropic Thunder

Dude, did you dangle your dice on that girls face?

So when you say you love the pussy, were you really thinking about Lance dangling his dice on your forhead?

by Testicle 101 October 26, 2009

Just your standard

Implies that an object is of an accepted, regulation, run-of-the-mill nature. Expressed as prefix to a statement, usually followed by reference to said object.

Can quite literally be applied to anything, in any context...

We have invited some chicks over. Just your standard KG slappers.

James went to the doctor, due to a huge swelling of his plugger. He discovered that he had contracted just your standard herpes off a KG slapper.

Guy 1: Dude, heard you copped a sick BJ on saturday night!?
Guy 2: It was just your standard, really.

Guy 1: Did you bring large doms?
Guy 2: Nah just your standard...

Guy: Did you shave this time? I dont want another rancid fanny bashing.
Girl: Hell no, Ive got just your standard jungle going on down there. Chimps and all.

Guy: Can I just have your standard "happy meal" thanks?
Maccas: Would you like to supersize?
Guy: What part of "standard" did you not understand, dick bitch?


Guy 1: How was last night with the missus?
Guy 2: Retarded as usual. We were doing the deed when she bit my piece. Did me no harm but left me with just your standard bruising.

by CambyRoar April 23, 2009