The Water Balloon 

When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.

Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.

The Water Balloon by Jamie 69 June 29, 2010

Mop Water

Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.

My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.

Mop Water by tbclycan December 21, 2010

Wisconsin Water Hose

A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.

Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".

Wisconsin Water Hose by n00bicle January 12, 2012

Sculpting Water 

A term used to describe something that is impossible to do

1) it's like trying to sculpt water.

2) I have more chance of sculpting water then....

Sculpting Water by hteb78 November 27, 2012

short-water 

A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.

I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.

short-water by iDenzilla December 14, 2013

Hard Water 

When you can hear your neighbors peeing in their toilet through the walls.

Our neighbors Hard water is really getting to me!

Hard Water by datz ok December 12, 2014

Salsa water 

The juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. Not any of that jarred shit. REAL salsa. It has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. Consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects .

Grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!

Salsa water by ShamelessGrace August 11, 2016