Slut Monkey

to masterbate profusley without concern of of being caught

"do you remember the day out at the zoo,those monkeys havent an ounce of decency"

by zhangdan (lives) November 13, 2003

Spider Monkey

Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.

Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw

by TAAE September 26, 2008

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

monkey cunt

Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....

"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"

by London_Town November 15, 2007

Monkey Dick

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.

Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!

by Cameron Siebenmark June 24, 2008

Monkey pants

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

by mirmirladybug October 17, 2012

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"

"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004