fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
by Chjdkahsbd February 16, 2019
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boner producer

Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".
That chick has a job in boner producing.
She's one hot boner producer.
by OK,iwon'tusemyrealname June 02, 2010
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Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
by lasiufdgadr November 06, 2011
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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn
by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024
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Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
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Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.
by October 10, 2020
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