commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

BAnANa

One that touches his peepee so much that his dick turns to mush. Such as that of a banana. Usually relates to an anime weeaboo.

Some dude: Man that dude is such an anime weeb, he beets his banana too much.
Some other dude: Yea he's such a weeb.

by ssdhfghfhfhfhf March 5, 2018

banana

the best friend for a monkey

monkey 1: you know that banana

monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with

by i'M A PoTaTo! January 1, 2021

Banana Kangaroo

A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.

Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.

by Kobrakys September 30, 2019

Banana

5'10", blonde, green eyes, wicked smile super cute real hot always happy one of the guys girl. A chick who has mostly guys for friends cuz she can't handle all the bullshit girls do. Likes beer and Brett Favre. Makes bitches laugh and assholes cry. Sings karaoke to shitty 80's tunes cuz she likes to sing and likes shitty 80' music.

Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."

by rippledtwine February 18, 2011

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

banana

a fruit women stick up there pussy to feel pleasure

girl 1 give me that banana for my pussy

girl 2 let me join!

by the rizzler 528467 January 4, 2023