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Bitch tits

A male with large breasts

A person who is whines and complains a lot.
Sarah: I think Mark is pretty cute.
Allison: He's aite, but man he's got some bitch tits.
by BriguyPort November 16, 2022
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commando tits

when someone with breasts wears something without a bra
"dude i always go commando tits for hookups"
by pussyenjoyer December 19, 2022
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commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.
"Raz said she was going commando tits today"
by titslover December 20, 2022
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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fuckin tits

buddy's looking at a truck and they say "dude that trucks fuckin tits"
by mixngass March 7, 2023
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Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.
Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"
by Pusywater March 17, 2023
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