horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

slime shit

A place where all the RPD niggas chill

Let's go to slime shit

by Rpd niggas October 12, 2018

Braxton shits

contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

Liquid Shits

The Erge to go to the bathroom in the #2 form, and while your in the process you feel like you just emptied out a bottle of Chocolate Milk

OMG i just went to the bathroom in there i just had a sick case of the liquid shits.

by Rob December 18, 2004

App-shit

When person who just bought an IPhone spends countless hours feverishly searching for, talking about and buying applications for their IPhone.

Similar to a person who is going "Ape-shit". Individuals who are going App-shit in many cases appear to be in an out control frenzy, often buying pointless apps they will never use more than once just to show them off to their friends and co-workers.

Friend 1: "Dude! George has really gone App-shit since he got an Iphone. All he's done for two days is sit in his room searching the web for apps, apps and more apps. It's kind of scary."

Friend 2: "Ha ha ha ha ha! Dude! I went totally App-shit too when I first got my IPhone. I wasted like 50 bucks in two days on Apps I deleted like two weeks later. Don't trip, he'll snap out of it after a week or so."

by The Debonair Analyst June 2, 2009

shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 12, 2009