Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

penis robe

another name for a condom

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.

by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

penis at the disco

When a guy whips his dick out at the disco most likely while dancing

I wrote this from back stage lol

Random guy: *whips dick out at the disco*
Timmy: *points* penis at the disco!

by raybeez May 24, 2022

Gangrenous Penis

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.

You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.

by Breckin Tedders May 25, 2022