holy pee

God's pee.

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.

by Infev February 17, 2024

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

Holy insecurity

is a significant feeling that lingers, causing uncertainty and a lack of confidence.

Holy insecurity," he said, "I need to work on my self-confidence.

by DAVE12333 February 18, 2024

Holly

Holly is a greek goddess, she makes boys weak at the knees. As she struts down the school corridors, people wet themseveles, out of sheer nervousness at the intimidation of has SEXY she is.

However, Holly's have a tendancy to be total slut bags, she cannot risist the urge to pin down a 10/10 in bed and leave him unable to walk after.

Girl: (to boy) Hey babe lets go on a date Saturday.

Boy: (to girl) Sorry sweetie, I'm hooking up with Holly that day!
Girl: (to boy) No problem I would totally cheat on your for her too, have a GREAT TIME.

by Silly_billyXD February 29, 2024

Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024

Holy L Shits

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.

"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.

by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024

Holy Grail Graveyard

A wonderful, tangible item or place that you miss dearly because it no longer exists and probably never will again.

"Do you remember those Rockstar Pomegranate energy drinks we use to drink in middle school? Those were so good. I'll have to add those to my holy grail graveyard list."

by kaitlynkat07 March 17, 2024