Housewife Shot

When you chug a full glass of wine, preferably white wine. Pinot Grigio, Sav Blanc, etc…

Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.

by PhatJonSnow February 22, 2023

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Pump shot

Urban slang relating to premature ejaculation.

David's in the dog house after he pump shot Sheila

by Coxy30 January 24, 2022

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Blubber Shot

when you take a shot of alcohol between the fat rolls of an overweight womens body.

Max takes Blubber Shots off of marygraces fatty stomach

by NEWPALTZ1234 October 13, 2010

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Cup Shot

Not having very good chances. From the origin of basketball and throwing garbage in to a garbage can when it obviously won't fit.

Howard: Are you going to throw that out?
Noel: just going to toss it from here
Howard: that won't fit, you have a cup shot at that!

followed by a miss

by distorted_G April 30, 2010

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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.

Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025

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