bird

an individual who is dumb, makes dumb decisions, and loves to be in everybody’s face. Specifically men because those are the only people who give them attention.

You be in anyone/everyone’s face. You’re such a bird b*tch!

by gremlinn February 4, 2022

Bird

Poop cannons that are high-maintenance and scream.

The bird shat on the curtain.
Birds' voices are often grating, but largely pleasant in the case of oscines.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!

by Featherstone9086 September 29, 2020

Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.

Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.

by Dark vibes January 8, 2021

Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.

Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.

by anonymous August 18, 2021

Dirty Bird

A reference to Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law being an all around toothless dirtbag

Dewine is like Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law, both are Dirty Birds

by ζαχαρίας March 25, 2022

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

Bird

Not real.

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018