Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - A term derived from Dutch slang, referring to a 'soggy sandwich.' It symbolizes something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring or full of shit."

He is such a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 26, 2024

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.

Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.

by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020

cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

Wet Lolly-pop

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.

Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010

wet texting

When you are sexting and it gets pretty hot to the point where she’s wet and tip is sticky

Damn bro we were wet texting until I came

by Damn bro she’s hot December 6, 2021