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Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............
"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mom in bedmug.

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Ur mum

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it
by The bot April 5, 2022
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom
Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom
by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
mugGet the Today ur gonna diemug.

Ur Mom Gay

Hurts the opponent's mental health with raw emotonal damage. Can be reversed with "No u".
A: Fuck you bitch.
B: Ur mom gay
A: *had a stroke and fucking died*
by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mom Gaymug.

ur mom

YOUR MOM BITCH hahahha shes BIG
by xleats April 25, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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