National suck dick day

On January 23rd its national suck dick day where anyone can suck anyone's dick

Hey babe its January 23rd... its national suck dick day

by Blahblahbluesheep January 22, 2020

Suck my dick

A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier

-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick

by LittleLily(suck my dick) April 4, 2019

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021

Sucking Eggs

Verb. The moment you realize you are be beyond tired and gassed. Also can be used to foreshadow a very tiring or difficult experience ahead.

I am sucking eggs after milking those male cows all day long in 105 degree weather.

by DaddyJoshey May 20, 2022

suck my dick

when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

Cock-sucking appendage

Also known as throat, including the vocal chords of the person you're referring to

"Karen, for just one second, shut your cock-sucking appendage: I can't hear myself think!"

by Francecco May 15, 2019