hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.

Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich

by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

Grabba Sandwich

A blunt that contains both we*d and grab*a rolled in a 60/40 Ratio.

Bro ts is a Grabba Sandwich

by RODD3NIM August 28, 2025

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

five knuckle sandwich

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs

So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich

by Koltinn May 18, 2024

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

Tiny Sandwich

A sandwich so small that it will never satisfy for eternal hunger for a decently size sandwich, but no you get a tiny sandwich because you decide to be a youtuber instead of working a 9 to 5 job like a normal human.

Dog: Spell Tiny Sandwich

by LargeHog November 30, 2020