old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 15, 2012
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old blister

A late middle aged, or elderly man who is nonchalantly abrasive or rude.
Gee, yer granpas an old blister sometimes.”
by Mclovley April 07, 2023
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a old sally

Someone old whos name is sally
John: whos that
Bo: thats just a old sally
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old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny
Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch
by Idksophia October 30, 2015
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grumpy old man

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco October 27, 2015
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Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.
Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.
by Suejonathon May 30, 2024
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dirty old men

Dirty old men. Men who date girls that are young enough to be their daughter. Pedophilia energy. Finding girls in emotional distress. And using them for sex. Usually multiple women. 25-20 years younger than them. Mentally and emotionally stunted. Usually doing so because the girl “is dumb” and won’t hold him responsible for his actions.
“The guys at the bars get older. The girls stay the same age. Dirty old men manipulating young girls.”
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