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Jesus is him
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Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?
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Jesus

"Jesus" is a very common name for Hispanic population Jesus is one of the best friend you'll ever have loyal will always be there for you no matter in what place you in or anything. Will make you laugh and smile no matter. Loving and caring always puts others before him self. Loves one person and one person only even tho they fuck thing's up they'll always try there best to fix it and start all over again from the top. will always get what they want if they set there mind to it no matter what.
Hey Jesus how you doing

"Jesus" hey I'm alright how are you
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Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.
Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"
by Maple Jay July 10, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.
Hi
Hi
Are you Jesus?
Yes
I love you then
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jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq
Jesus fooqing Christ!
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Jesus

He's dumb as fuck. Nothing else and tends to be a piece of shit that lies to his friends, even the ones closest to him.
Jesus is shit.
by YeetMaster5960 October 2, 2020
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