by Albatt Ross March 16, 2019
Get the Hot-cross bummug. A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
Get the Flakey Bum-Wankmug. by a.dotballa February 12, 2019
Get the bum inmug. by D. Gould July 30, 2008
Get the bum jammermug. Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew
by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022
Get the Bum brinemug. Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.
Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021
Get the Bum Sandwichmug. by Slavic Pals 2022 August 11, 2022
Get the fin dun sum bummug.