Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

Cream Soda

The frothy mixture of cum and lube

You won't believe how much cream soda I had to clean up after nailing Trudy

by swaggyguy127 December 14, 2015

Pussy cream

Pussy cream is really really creamy and also white.

Hey my pussy creamed and it’s creamy.

by Pussy cream March 7, 2022

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path

4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night and she gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami.”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024