Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur mom

Legit the words you hear atleast once everyday in a middle school

Ean: I had tacos last night

Ivan: I had ur mom last night

by Jaye Leo May 13, 2022

Ur dad

Someone I fucked

I did Ur dad

by Your favorite gay transmasc July 19, 2022

give a girl ur hoodie day

November 29th is give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!!!!! give a girl ur hoodie, it’s that simple, AND NO BACK OUTS!!!!

girl: give me ur hoodie!!
guy: why? its mine.
girl: its november 29th!! aka give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!
guy: ok

by Foggy,jnJuggngfhygfjhbkjh November 22, 2021

Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

Ur Parents bi

Its used by people which dont know how to play the game

Me: ur mom gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur sister a mister
Steve: ur parents bi
Everyone: Wtf steve, was that supposed to be an insult?
Steve: *kills himself*

by Donald Jack Trump March 18, 2018

Ur brother a mother

Like the other types of sick burns (ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, etc..) this is a new burn that superspooon came up with on ifunny

“Ur brother a mother”

by SpoonKing May 13, 2018