thotnicity

A religion for thots

Man Ashley’s converting to thotnicity

by The Godfather of thots November 21, 2017

thotbriar

Classified facebook intelligence agency to find hoes to smash.

The fia conducts thotbriar in multiple countries.

by Facebook intelligence November 23, 2017

thotimal

A thotthat is above an average thot (that hoe over there) but slightly below a thotimus prime. Thotimals are usually up-and coming hoes, aka semi insta/snap famous. But not yet a well known, full blown whore. They often times act on instinct like an animal with no regard for others.

Person 1: Yo wassup with becky? She got a man?

Person 2: nah leave her alone bro, she a thotimal, you dont want those problems.

by 100 man slayer December 5, 2017

Thotzarella Stick

A very short, annoying, Italian thot. They love to start drama, aren't all that pretty, and probably have an ugly nose. Thotzarella Sticks are proud to be Italian but don't speak the language, and unknowingly embrace the "Jersey Shore" style stereotype of Italians. They are loud as fuck and on occasion have a little raspiness to their voices, which is usually the case if the Thotzarella Stick in question originates from a Sicilian background. Unlike most Italians, Thotzarella Sticks actually hate their family, but it's only because their family disowns them for being thots, and don't wish to support their self-destructive and ho-ish lifestyles. There is a 30% chance a Thotzarella Stick's first or middle name is either Marie or Nicole, and if it just so happens to be a combination of the two then hold on to your fucking hat. If a Thotzarella Stick were to move to New Jersey, the general populous would assume they were originally from there. They most likely have 2,000 followers and up on Instagram, but only because of countless guys don't know them that just want to fuck. If a Thotzarella Stick is on bad terms with a person they believe could improve their social image by mere association, they will try their best to be nice and become better friends with said person for selfish egotistical purposes.

"Hey did you end up going on a second date with Marie?"
"Fuck no! That little thotzarella stick talked my fuckin' ear off with all of this gossip shit I didn't care about! I excused myself from the table and paid the tab early, and now she's on twitter with emojis all over the place thanking me for a great night and saying we gotta hang out soon! The fuck?? Um how about no???"
"Wait like she DM'd you on Twitter?"
"No, like she publicly @'d me and I don't even follow her. She had to go find my account."
"What the fuck why would she tweet that??"
"Beats the fuck outta me."

by METALPANTHER7 December 14, 2017

thottie boy

It describes a boy that messes around wit a lot of females at one time. A.K.A: a man whore

Gosh, he was talking to Sarah, Emily and Gabby at the same time! He’s such a thottie boy.

by Thottieboyssister December 27, 2017

thotics

noun. The tactics promiscuous women employs to gain access to resources, i.e. penis, money, clothes. Affluent men are typically the victims of thotics. A thot who employs thotics is referred to as a thotician.

See also; thot, hoe, gold digger

"Damn, how she get those Louboutins?"

"She got mad thotics."

by masterthotician May 3, 2018

Thottle

wunahdem bottles dat trifling hoes hav at the gym on leg day.

Courtney, grab your thottle, we about to go to 24 hour fitness.

by Corlecia May 4, 2018