The light side of the Force. The Light Side of the Force was aligned with calmness and was used for knowledge and defense. The 24 Hour Fitness Members were a major practitioner of the light side, and were the mortal enemies of the Sith, the Crunch Fitness Members, which followed the dark side of the Force.
“I am a Jedi. I’m one with the 24 hour fitness and 24 hour fitness will guide me.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
“Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
“Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
by Mr. Pool May 11, 2017