Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
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She is a very pretty girl who is blind asf and she will annoy you to death. She has two cats and a fish. She loves lightskins, Spicy whites, Arabs ,Asian guys and pretty much any guy taller than her . She is great at keeping secrets and will be your friend till the day you die. You can't sit with her at a funeral because you will piss your pants. She is someone you can laugh with and have full on conversations with. She loves horror movies, gets triggered easily and hates almost everyone. She will suck your dick if you play basketball or Soccer. She also sucks at the talking stage and gets bored of a guy very easily. She has a great sense of style and she loves to eat rice. :Last but not least can't get over the guy she dated 2 years ago.
-Whos that loud ass girl?
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!
**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!
**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**
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With great aim and game IQ Michael was absolutely the best of his time.
With great aim and game IQ Michael was absolutely the best of his time.
If only I was like MichaelBR
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Guy who will get dumped after he says this to Michaela: You're just so nice
Guy who will get dumped after he says this to Michaela: You're just so nice
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Get the Michaela mug.Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.
You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
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