Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.
Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."
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The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
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The fandom goes with free racism and toxitity.
Play at your own risk!
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Play at your own risk!
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