The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.
Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.
by sneak fucker February 19, 2022
Get the Ben Schuey.mug. A boy that looks like a mf cinnamon roll with all them fat rolls. He got freckles that cover his whole damn face. His dick only be the size of a chihuahuas leg. He is a sexist pig that luers girls in by being nice and then raping them in a pirtapotty at a siccer game. He tries to put his finger uo butts and blames everyone else. YeH if you know a Ben you nigut not want to follow hum into. Portapotty.
by Random human 234 April 26, 2019
Get the Benmug. If you chastise him enough, he will surely take down the obnoxious Christmas lights. He’s such a Ben Kennedy.
by Osos Dialect February 16, 2025
Get the Ben Kennedymug. 
by jaaackem May 2, 2019
Get the Bens Caravanmug. The depressed guy that sits in the back of the class silent and to himself
Thinks he's funny but really just makes situations awkward and it gets even more awkward when he talks to girls
His flirting game is as strong as a paraplegic penis, all his lines are flat and just overall embarrassing
Thinks he's funny but really just makes situations awkward and it gets even more awkward when he talks to girls
His flirting game is as strong as a paraplegic penis, all his lines are flat and just overall embarrassing
by Sicko Mode April 11, 2019
Get the Benmug. GIrl1. HOOOOOOOOOO ITS BEN
by duck man299) February 24, 2022
Get the benmug.