Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.

Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.

by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin

Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls

by BML60 May 2, 2022

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

woman-pocket

noun; slang for vagina

I want to have sex with your woman-pocket.
I want to put my dick in your woman-pocket.

by No Condom John October 7, 2009

Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023

Thot pocket

A petite woman of promiscuous nature.

That little thot pocket has two boyfriend, and a third on the side.

by Charlie323 November 19, 2022

pocket precog

Short for pocket precognition: (1) n. the experience of pulling your phone out of your pocket thinking that you felt it vibrate, finding that it did not, and putting it back in your pocket only to feel it vibrate for real; (2) n. a person having the gift of pocket precognition.

Martin pulled his iPhone from his pants pocket when he felt it vibrate. But when he looked at it, he had no new notifications. He put his iPhone back in his pocket, and it immediately vibrated with a new Facebook notification.

That's some freaky pocket precog.

by MacDanny March 13, 2014