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by estranged November 22, 2021
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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/j

HALEY IT MEANS JOKING AND IN A JOKING TONE AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY USE IT I SWEAR.

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i hate people who are so funny and carry all the jokes /j” (coming from someone who is funny)
by luluhawk October 7, 2022
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J-Vege

a mixture of shredded carrots, shredded red and green cabbage usually coming with a meal containing fries or wedges
can you get me some J-Vege
by smoked fish November 27, 2022
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Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.
"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"
by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023
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J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.
Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b
by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025
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PB&J face

The face you get Post Blow Job (as well as after chomping into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich): a look of pure ecstasy, punctuated by a silly grin. A look of supreme satisfaction.
Look at Jack, he's got that PB&J face again
by marplemarplemarple August 16, 2015
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