zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's

Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's

by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

High two

A high 2 is when you and one of the b's share and bonding moment and bang the same willing- and quite frankly, generous-female, but you both hit it from the bottom holes and your nuts touch each other in a way such as a high five.

A real bonding moment and quite frankly gross and the same time. You will never share a moment to bond to each other equal to it

Me and my mate were both banging a total 10 and hit her up with a high two!

by High two August 18, 2017

two lane jane

A girl that will do a number of sexual favors while on the highway

You'll never guess that Cynthia is a two lane Jane the best part is I didn't even have to take her to the house dropped her off on Broadway and 3rd

by Mandc2002 May 26, 2017

two fingers up

Suicidal

“Is he ok, he has two fingers up in his photo

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023