Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
by legoman67 October 1, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2023
Get the Jesus Smugglingmug. A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
by Bac Helor June 6, 2018
Get the Jesus's Lovemug. a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.
by GVibez November 17, 2016
Get the jesus montanomug. That funny guy your middle age mom, 90 Year old grandpa and a couple of the neighbor kids talk about
They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
Jesus more like jeSUS
Haha got em
They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
Jesus more like jeSUS
Haha got em
Your Jesus obsessed mom: Ayy you know jebis is gonna judge yo ass for your sins someday right?
You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds
Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds
Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
by VeryGoodwithWords May 16, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A Bomb the Lord would Love ... Redbull and Red Wine of your choice 🍷🙏 Get your wings and get right with Christ... Cheers
by B k i z z l e January 15, 2022
Get the Jesus Bombmug. Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
Get the Jetway Jesusmug.