Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023

Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Wet No

Wet no: a block of wood carved to say no, and used to cum on after jerking off

You're such a wet no user

by Retardedturkery September 1, 2020

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012